Satan: One Of The Good Guys!

ช้อป อุปกรณ์ถ่ายภาพและไฟสตูดิโอ Ulanzi ออนไลน์ | lazada.co.th
ช้อป อุปกรณ์ถ่ายภาพและไฟสตูดิโอ Ulanzi หลากหลายหมวดสินค้าทั้ง อุปกรณ์ถ่ายภาพและไฟสตูดิโอ รวมสุดยอดดีลจากทุกหมวดสินค้า ช้อปง่ายๆ ราคาถูกกว่าใคร ที่ lazada.co.th

แท้ น้ำมันหมอเขียว น้ำมันเขียวฤทธิ์เย็น | Lazada.co.th
ซื้อ แท้ น้ำมันหมอเขียว น้ำมันเขียวฤทธิ์เย็น ผ่านระบบออนไลน์ที่ Lazada Thailand เรามีส่วนลดและโปรโมชั่นอีกมากมายใน อุปกรณ์เพื่อสุขภาพ

If Satan popped into the United Nations today – a tourist obviously – and was recognized (those security cameras are everywhere) what would or could that international body actually accuse him and his charge him with? Could Satan be hauled off to the International Criminal Court or International Court of Justice and tried for something – say crimes against humanity? Since he is the most evil being that ever was or ever will be, you'd think they'd not only throw the book at him but the whole contents of the New York City Public Library – and that's a lot of thrown books!

Could Satan be accused of assault, being drunk and disorderly, book burning, bribery or blackmail, child abuse, counterfeiting, corruption, drug use and abuse, drug trafficking, eating meat on a Friday, illegal gambling, graffiti, infidelity, hijacking, being a homosexual, incest, jaywalking, littering, murder, being a pedophile, being a pervert, polygamy, practicing medicine without a license, prostitution, rape, robbery, sex with a minor, spitting in public, tax evasion or avoidance, terrorism, witchcraft , even cheating at cards? No; none of the above.

Can Satan be accused of genocide? No, but God certainly can be. The proof of that pudding is in the Old Testament itself – something to do with forty days and nights of rather inclement and stormy weather.

Now Satan did some other nasty things to Job, but that was with God's full authority and approval, so Satan escapes that rap.

Can Satan be accused of mutiny or rebellion? You bet he can and a damn good thing too as he (and his followers – those fallen angels) mutinied against the worst tyrant civilization has ever recorded. The tyrant is God; the written record the Old Testament. Satan and his followers get thumbs up for his and their mutinous action. Now mutiny in the heavens is probably something outside terrestrial jurisdiction and is absolutely none of our damn business. Mutiny itself is not evil; it depends on the circumstances, and ousting a tyrant is a good a circumstance as you can think of. I'm sure we all cheered when Fletcher Christian got the finger to Captain Bligh on the HMS Bounty.

Can Satan be accused of being a smooth-talking, snake-oil salesman? Yes, but that's hardly a crime as even back then its Caveat Emptor. He smooth-spoken Eve into biting that apple; he tried to smooth-talk (temptation) Jesus too. In fact, this smooth-talking is the basis for all of Satan's bad PR. He smooth-talks those willing to listen and lead people away from the love of God, but nobody in their right mind who has read the Old Testament can believe for a moment in a loving God, so IMHO Satan is to be invited for trying to steer the great unwashed away from the tyrant we so loving refer to as God. Now of course history is written by the winners, and the Bible is God's version of things, so its little wonder Satan gets a bad rap since Satan's mutiny was extremely failed. I mean if the South had won the American Civil War, I very much doubt that Abe Lincoln would have quite the positive image he has today.

What about Satanism or Satanic rituals? We've all heard of that, but you will not find any connection between those and the Satan of the Bible which after all is the source. Just because some people worship Satan and engage in religious rituals in support of that worship does not of necessity mean that Satan wrote that 'how to worship me with satanic rituals' textbook for them – unlike God's Bible. God is very clear about how He is to be worshiped and adored.

Can Satan be accused of hellish torture? God, who allegedly created all things, has to take full responsibility for not only creating Satan but hell as well. You can not blame Satan for hell and associated tortures – that's your ever loving God's doing. And Satan has nothing to do with satanic ritual abuses – that's a human 'invention'. "The Devil made me do it" is just an all too typical human trait that shifts the blame away from where it actually belongs – on the human's head.

Satan certainly can not be accused of any and all traffic violations and violations. Those are all null and void – no road rage here. Ditto no computer hacking or any other nasties that require modern technology.

Can Satan be accused of trespassing? Well no doubt God would argue that Satan was trespassing at the Garden of Eden when he shape-shifted into a serpent and chatted up Eve. So, okay, Satan can be charged with trespass. That's not usually a hanging off except at Area 51 and similar top secret military bases and locations, but the Garden of Eden hardly qualifies as an example. Beside, if God is so all-powerful, why did not he just smite Satan then and there and be done with His one time subordinate? I mean God is hardly squeamish when it comes to cold blooded murder. Of course that would make for a very boring story; the Bible would hardly be a best seller if Satan had been bumped off in Genesis! I mean we can not have James Bond kill off the villain in chapter one and then have the rest of the chapters alternate between casino locations, bedroom scenes, and being chewed out by M. But on the grounds that God probably did not care about the Bible reading something akin to a 007 novel, God could have eliminated His opponent in the beginning but did not. Something's fishy.

And that fishiness leads to wonder, what is the origin of God and of Satan and of monotheism itself? Clearly in the historical record, there has to be a first accounting; a first mention. And there is! What's extremely filtrated down to us as God and Satan is nothing more than the invention by Zoroaster (Persia), known to the Greeks as Zarathustra, from roughly 600 BC. His invention was the start of the transition from mythological polytheism to real reality monotheism. He invented the first monotheistic religion (called Zoroastrianism obviously).

The rational was that it was way more convenient to take all of the thousands of good and bad polytheistic gods and roll them into just one dualism; one example of each of the two extremes, which were called Ahura Mazda (good deity) and Angra Mainyu, sometimes known as Ahriman (bad deity). Polytheistic Jews held in Babylon captivity around 600 BC, absorbed this new idea and when ever repatriated to their homeland (present day Israel) adopted the new monotheistic dualism, and the rest, as they say, is history. Everything spiraled out of control like fast food chains from that original invention, Zoroastrianism branching off into variations on the new theme (perhaps to avoid plagiarism). Then, as now, new bright ideas provide ample scope for spin-offs. New and improved imitations branched off; all the monotheistic variations starting with Judaism, hence the Islam, and Christian varieties we know today.

It was Zoroaster who first conceived of the ultimate final battle between good and evil – what we call today the (oft forecast, never arriving) apocalypse. He of course set himself up as chief prophet vowing his second coming (sound familiar?). His religion also promised a final judgment, a resurrection and an afterlife (also sound familiar?). However, Zoroaster never totally wiped out polytheism. Consider the following Biblical verse: Psalm 95: 3 (King James Version) "For the Lord is a great God, and a great King above all gods." That "gods" will just not fade away, and that polytheistic reference is just one of many in the Bible. And since the Bible is the word of God, we note just that that one verse that He has a bit of an ego; He's really more than just a little bit up Himself!

However, the credibility of Zoroaster and his invention of monotheism is a bit suss. The victims of Zoroastrianism were known as Magi, from which we get the word "magic". They basically institutionalized the concept of what we call today astrology, charting the movements of the stars in the heavens to predict that ultimate apocalypse. Magic and astrology do not normally sit well with rational people.

In conclusion, the great fallacy here, quite apart from the likelihood that both God and Satan are as fictional as "Star Trek's" Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, is the great unwashed spinning hook, line and sinker what their religious superiors (practices, rabbis, clergy in any shape manner or form), via selective picking and choosing from Biblical texts, preach to them. The message universally is God is good; Satan is evil. Yet the unwashed sheep, those religious flocks, have never apparently bothered to actually read the Old Testament evidence for the accuracy of that good / bad labeling themselves.

Far closer to the facts of the matter is that God is the ultimate in incredible evilness; Satan has a few flaws, but at least his heart's in the right place – he never tried to drown the whole lot of us! As far as God is concerned, He has His chosen people; the rest of humanity can take a long walk off a very short pier for all He cares! The various current monotheistic religions that evolved from the original monotheistic Zoroastrianism have preached everything half-ass backwards. IMHO, God wears the black hat; Satan the white hat. God is General Santa Anna (one who shows no quarter, shows no mercy, takes no prisoners – everyone is put to the sword); Satan is Davy Crockett (fighting the good fight against all the odds). God wins in the short term but historically Texas exists!

isuzu d max 1.9 ราคาถูก ซื้อออนไลน์ที่ Lazada.co.th
ซื้อ isuzu d max 1.9 ราคาถูก มีให้เลือกหลากหลาย - ส่งฟรี ส่งไว เก็บเงินปลายทาง ช้อปออนไลน์ 24 ชั่วโมง ช้อปลาซาด้าที่เดียว

ช้อป กระดาษทิชชู่เช็ดหน้า 丽邦 ออนไลน์ | lazada.co.th
ช้อป กระดาษทิชชู่เช็ดหน้า 丽邦 หลากหลายหมวดสินค้าทั้ง กระดาษทิชชู่เช็ดหน้า รวมสุดยอดดีลจากทุกหมวดสินค้า ช้อปง่ายๆ ราคาถูกกว่าใคร ที่ lazada.co.th

20w50 เบนซิน honda city ราคาถูก ซื้อออนไลน์ที่ Lazada.co.th
ซื้อ 20w50 เบนซิน honda city ราคาถูก มีให้เลือกหลากหลาย - ส่งฟรี ส่งไว เก็บเงินปลายทาง ช้อปออนไลน์ 24 ชั่วโมง ช้อปลาซาด้าที่เดียว

เต็นท์โดม สำหรับครอบครัว ขนาด 4-5 คน COLEMAN CROSS DOME 270 (5P) | Lazada.co.th
เต็นท์โดมสำหรับครอบครัว ขนาด 4-5 คน กันฝนสนิท ทำให้ถ่ายเทอากาศได้ดี มีประตู 2 ด้าน วัสดุดีเยี่ยม กันแสง uv มีระเบียงด้านหน้าสำหรับนั่งพักผ่อน สามารถ กันแดด กันฝนได้ มีเสาหน้าบ้าน 2 ต้น ภายในมีช่องเก็บของ และจุดแขวนไฟฉายคุณสมบัติขนาดภายใน 270 X270สูง 175 ซมกันฝนได้ ประมาณ 1,500 มม.ขนาดการจัดเก็บปร...

รองเท้าvansเด็ก ราคาถูก ซื้อออนไลน์ที่ Lazada.co.th
ซื้อ รองเท้าvansเด็ก ราคาถูก มีให้เลือกหลากหลาย - ส่งฟรี ส่งไว เก็บเงินปลายทาง ช้อปออนไลน์ 24 ชั่วโมง ช้อปลาซาด้าที่เดียว

ปลั๊กไฟบ้าน Usb ราคาถูก ซื้อออนไลน์ที่ Lazada.co.th
ซื้อ ปลั๊กไฟบ้าน Usb ราคาถูก มีให้เลือกหลากหลาย - ส่งฟรี ส่งไว เก็บเงินปลายทาง ช้อปออนไลน์ 24 ชั่วโมง ช้อปลาซาด้าที่เดียว

ยางชะลอความเร็ว แผ่นยางฉะลอความเร็ว ยางลูกระนาด OL-SLOW BUMP | Lazada.co.th
แผ่นยางฉะลอความเร็ว OL-SLOW BUMPยางชะลอความเร็ว ยางลูกระนาด ขนาด 1000x350x50 มม. แผ่นยางฉะลอความเร็ว OL-SLOW BUMPยางชะลอความเร็ว ยางลูกระนาด ขนาด 1000x350x50 มม.แผ่นยางฉะลอความเร็ว OL-SLOW BUMPยางชะลอความเร็ว ยางลูกระนาด ขนาด 1000x350x50 มม.

Center Speaker ราคาถูก ซื้อออนไลน์ที่ - ก.พ. 2022 | Lazada.co.th
ซื้อ Center Speaker ราคาถูก มีให้เลือกหลากหลาย - ส่งฟรี ส่งไว เก็บเงินปลายทาง ช้อปออนไลน์ 24 ชั่วโมง ช้อปลาซาด้าที่เดียว

สายคันเร่งเครื่องตัดหญ่า ราคาถูก ซื้อออนไลน์ที่ Lazada.co.th
ซื้อ สายคันเร่งเครื่องตัดหญ่า ราคาถูก มีให้เลือกหลากหลาย - ส่งฟรี ส่งไว เก็บเงินปลายทาง ช้อปออนไลน์ 24 ชั่วโมง ช้อปลาซาด้าที่เดียว.